George picture of the day - Shakespeare style!

I probably got this all wrong, but here we go.

This lanthorn doth the horned moon present
I, the man in the moon would seem to be.
All I have to say is, to tell you that this lanthorn is the moon, you see.
Got it? I'm the man in the moon

This thorn bush here is my thorn bush

And this little doggie woggie here is my dog.

And if you don't wrap up (?) we'll give you a kick in the..